Vice President of Calendar Control

📆 Vice President of Calendar Control 

Color-coded chaos.
Meeting master.
Party planner, school scheduler, and human reminder system — all in one.

🎓 Presenting the Vice President of Calendar Control Certificate, awarded by the prestigious (but entirely unofficial) Scheduleton Institute of Advanced Planning. This highly specific honor recognizes an individual’s ability to juggle tasks, reschedule life on the fly, and never forget a birthday... even yours.

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with their name
✔️ Hilarious tribute to your favorite spreadsheet sorcerer or planner wizard
✔️ Perfect for home offices, fridges, or wherever the master calendar lives
✔️ Ideal blend of laughs, appreciation, and light sarcasm

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Let me check the calendar. Wait… I already did. You’re double booked."
– Scheduling Royalty, Probably You

✅ Great For:

• Moms, dads, coworkers, teachers
• Anyone who manages everyone’s calendar
• Birthday & holiday gifts
• Appreciation surprises for overworked planners
• The person who knows your schedule better than you do

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%

🙌 All About the Experience:

• Custom made with your recipient’s name
• Shipped directly to their command center
• Guaranteed to earn a proud smile and a “finally, some respect!”

📅 Disclaimer: This certificate will not prevent rescheduled meetings, last-minute birthday invites, or spontaneous “emergencies.” It does, however, validate years of schedule sorcery.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.