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Licensed Snack Negotiator

Licensed Snack Negotiator

$19.99
$19.99
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šŸŖ Certified Negotiation Genius: Licensed Snack Negotiator

She's heard every excuse, answered every ā€œbut Iā€™m still hungry,ā€ and masterfully navigated post-dinner snack chaos. This isnā€™t her first pantry negotiation ā€” and it wonā€™t be her last.

šŸŽ“ Presenting the Licensed Snack Negotiator Certificate,Ā honoring exceptional talent in mid-afternoon peacekeeping, wrapper diplomacy, and last-minute bribe distribution.

šŸ§  Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

āœ”ļø Personalized with your momā€™s (or snack heroā€™s) name
āœ”ļø Hilarious + relatable = the perfect mix
āœ”ļø Frame-worthy and fridge-adjacent
āœ”ļø Shows appreciation for the daily war fought with juice boxes, fruit snacks, and mysterious crunching sounds after bedtime

šŸ’¬ Just a Taste of the Glory:

"No, you canā€™t have another snack. Fine. Just one. Okay two. But thatā€™s IT."
ā€“ Every Licensed Snack Negotiator, Ever

āœ… Great For:

  • Motherā€™s Day
  • Birthdays
  • Mom Friends Who Deserve a Laugh
  • Snack-Obsessed Households
  • Parents Whoā€™ve Negotiated Over the Last Cookie More Than Once

šŸ“ Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (sugar-resistant & sass-certified)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/mĀ²
Brightness: 104% (just like the look your kid gives you when you say no)

šŸ™Œ All About the Experience:

  • Personalized with recipientā€™s name
  • Printed on demand & shipped to your door
  • Guaranteed to spark joy, laughs, and snack cravings

šŸ§¾Ā This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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Let customers speak for us

from 10 reviews

Honestly didnā€™t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
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Honestly didnā€™t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
Certified Class Skipper
Certified Class Skipper

These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now Iā€™m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.

Jennifer A.
Prank Certificates

The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.

Emily
Prank Certificates

My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.

Emily
Certified Procrastinator
Certified Procrastinator

I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ā€˜this next coin will moon.ā€™ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.

Jimmy
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LOVE the certificate. Awesome Gift :)

Jimmy
Certified Meme Coin Investor
Certified Meme Coin Investor

The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night

Justin Tobias
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)

My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks

Justin Tobias
Director of Lost Sock Identification
Director of Lost Sock Identification
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šŸ¤” Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! šŸ–Øļø
It usually takes 5ā€“7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this ā€œofficial.ā€ šŸ˜‰

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. šŸ…

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, youā€™ll receive the 8ā€³Ć—10ā€³ printed certificate (a standard size thatā€™s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. āœØ

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we donā€™t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, itā€™s rare anyone isnā€™t cracking up! šŸ˜‚

But if something doesnā€™t look right or youā€™re not happy for any reason, send us a message.