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Certified Meme Coin Investor

Certified Meme Coin Investor

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🪙 Certified Meme Coin Investor – Custom Gag Certificate

When the chart goes red, the vibes go up.

🎓 Introducing the Certified Meme Coin Investor Certificate, awarded by the Blockchain Institute of Degenerative Finance. This proudly fake diploma honors those brave souls who’ve stared volatility in the face and said, “Just one more token.”

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with their name for eternal crypto clout
✔️ Ideal for your favorite degen, bag holder, or meme trader
✔️ Great conversation starter for dorms, home offices, or crypto caves
✔️ Perfect mix of humor and heartbreak

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

“It’s not a loss until you sell.”
– Famous Last Words, 2021 Bull Run Survivor

Great For:

  • Crypto traders, meme coin addicts, and Reddit r/cryptocurrency lurkers
  • Friends who keep yelling “WAGMI” after every market crash
  • Birthday gags, NFT skeptics, or blockchain bros
  • Anyone who thinks utility is optional

📐 Product Specs:

  • Size: 8" x 10"
  • Paper: Premium enhanced matte
  • Thickness: 10.3 mil
  • Weight: 189 g/m²
  • Brightness: 104%

🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Includes custom name printed on your certified meme degree
  • Printed and shipped straight from the fake metaverse
  • HODL-worthy design guaranteed to spark laughs

🪙 Disclaimer: Does not qualify you for financial advice, launchpad access, or tax deductions on rug pulls.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.