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Certified Meme Coin Investor
Certified Meme Coin Investor
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🪙 Certified Meme Coin Investor – Custom Gag Certificate
When the chart goes red, the vibes go up.
🎓 Introducing the Certified Meme Coin Investor Certificate, awarded by the Blockchain Institute of Degenerative Finance. This proudly fake diploma honors those brave souls who’ve stared volatility in the face and said, “Just one more token.”
🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
✔️ Personalized with their name for eternal crypto clout
✔️ Ideal for your favorite degen, bag holder, or meme trader
✔️ Great conversation starter for dorms, home offices, or crypto caves
✔️ Perfect mix of humor and heartbreak
💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:
“It’s not a loss until you sell.”
– Famous Last Words, 2021 Bull Run Survivor
✅ Great For:
- Crypto traders, meme coin addicts, and Reddit r/cryptocurrency lurkers
- Friends who keep yelling “WAGMI” after every market crash
- Birthday gags, NFT skeptics, or blockchain bros
- Anyone who thinks utility is optional
📐 Product Specs:
- Size: 8" x 10"
- Paper: Premium enhanced matte
- Thickness: 10.3 mil
- Weight: 189 g/m²
- Brightness: 104%
🙌 All About the Experience:
- Includes custom name printed on your certified meme degree
- Printed and shipped straight from the fake metaverse
- HODL-worthy design guaranteed to spark laughs
🪙 Disclaimer: Does not qualify you for financial advice, launchpad access, or tax deductions on rug pulls.
🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.
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from 10 reviewsHonestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now I’m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.
The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.
My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.
I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ‘this next coin will moon.’ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.
The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night
My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks
🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions
How fast will my certificate arrive?
Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉
Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?
Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅
Do the certificates come framed?
No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).
Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨
What if I want to return it?
Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.
That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂
But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.