🕵️ Senior Analyst of What’s That Noise

📄 Product Description:

A crash in the other room. A suspicious silence. A giggle from the bathroom.
She heard it — and she’s already halfway there.

🎓 Introducing the Senior Analyst of What’s That Noise Certificate, issued by the elite Momradar College of Domestic Surveillance. This degree celebrates superior audio detection, situational suspicion, and the magical ability to identify mischief by tone, pitch, and decibel.

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with her name (you know exactly who earned this)
✔️ For moms, aunties, grandmas, and the women who hear everything
✔️ Frame it in the kitchen, hallway, or above the spot where she yells, “What was THAT?!”
✔️ Equal parts funny, flattering, and frighteningly accurate

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"It got quiet... too quiet."
– Senior Noise Analyst, Level: Expert

✅ Great For:

• Mother’s Day
• Birthday Gag Gifts
• Moms with superhuman hearing
• The woman who always shows up right as things go sideways

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (crinkle-free & ear-approved)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (like her flashlight beam during a midnight “what was that” sweep)

🙌 All About the Experience:

• Name personalization included
• Printed on demand & shipped with maximum subtlety
• Guaranteed to earn laughs, nods, and more “I knew it” moments

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not mute suspicious thuds, cancel sibling fights, or reduce the need to yell “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” from across the house.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.