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Professor of Selective Hearing Studies

Professor of Selective Hearing Studies

$19.99
$19.99
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👂 Professor of Selective Hearing Studies

📄 Product Description:

He didn’t hear you ask about the trash, but he did hear someone open a bag of chips from three rooms away.

🎓 Presenting the Professor of Selective Hearing Studies Certificate, conferred by the elite Bluffville Institute of Audio Inconsistency, in recognition of highly specialized auditory filtering — where sports scores, snack wrappers, and fridge doors come through crystal clear... but requests for help mysteriously vanish.

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with his name
✔️ Hilariously accurate (and he knows it)
✔️ Perfect for man caves, office desks, or next to the TV he’s definitely listening to
✔️ Delivers laughs without hurting feelings — just gentle, groan-worthy truth

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Wait, did you say something?"
– Professor of Selective Hearing, probably mid-game

✅ Great For:

  • Father’s Day
  • Birthdays
  • Anniversary Gag Gifts
  • Husbands, boyfriends, dads, and uncles
  • Anyone who magically doesn’t hear chores being mentioned

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (frame-worthy & sarcasm-safe)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (like the glow from the TV he’s glued to)

🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Custom name personalization included
  • Printed on demand & shipped to your door
  • Guaranteed to get laughs, eye-rolls, and defensive chuckles

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not improve actual listening skills, guarantee response times, or apply when you're asking for help with the laundry.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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from 10 reviews

Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
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Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
Certified Class Skipper
Certified Class Skipper

These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now I’m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.

Jennifer A.
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The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.

Emily
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My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.

Emily
Certified Procrastinator
Certified Procrastinator

I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ‘this next coin will moon.’ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.

Jimmy
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LOVE the certificate. Awesome Gift :)

Jimmy
Certified Meme Coin Investor
Certified Meme Coin Investor

The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night

Justin Tobias
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)

My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks

Justin Tobias
Director of Lost Sock Identification
Director of Lost Sock Identification
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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.