Prank Certificates
Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory
Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory
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👜 Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory
Some carry bags.
Others carry the entire universe, organized into zippered compartments.
🎓 Presenting the Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory Certificate, awarded by the (clearly overqualified) Bagston College of Portable Preparedness. This highly official-looking honor recognizes the hero who always has everything — snacks, chargers, hand sanitizer, expired coupons, and band-aids from 2013.
🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
✔️ Personalized with their name — because legends deserve recognition
✔️ Hilarious for moms, grandmas, coworkers, teachers & on-the-go MVPs
✔️ Ideal for purses that defy physics
✔️ A heartwarming + hilarious tribute to always being ready
💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:
"Need a safety pin? Ginger chew? A pen from a bank we haven’t visited in years? Hold on, I got it."
– Purse Professional, Everyday Situations Division
✅ Great For:
- Mother’s Day
- Appreciation gifts for teachers, coworkers, grandmas, or supermoms
- Birthday laughs
- Anyone whose bag has saved the day
📐 Product Specs:
Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%
🙌 All About the Experience:
- Fully customized with their name
- Printed just for them and shipped to their headquarters (a.k.a. their bag)
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, and probably a tissue from their purse
👜 Disclaimer: This certificate does not reduce bag weight or improve zipper navigation. But it does officially recognize the epic skill of carrying everyone’s stuff forever.
🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.
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Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsHonestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now I’m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.
The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.
My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.
I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ‘this next coin will moon.’ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.
The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night
My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks
🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions
How fast will my certificate arrive?
Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉
Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?
Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅
Do the certificates come framed?
No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).
Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨
What if I want to return it?
Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.
That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂
But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.