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Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory

Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory

Regular price $19.99
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👜 Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory

Some carry bags.
Others carry the entire universe, organized into zippered compartments.

🎓 Presenting the Manager of Emergency Purse Inventory Certificate, awarded by the (clearly overqualified) Bagston College of Portable Preparedness. This highly official-looking honor recognizes the hero who always has everything — snacks, chargers, hand sanitizer, expired coupons, and band-aids from 2013.


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with their name — because legends deserve recognition
✔️ Hilarious for moms, grandmas, coworkers, teachers & on-the-go MVPs
✔️ Ideal for purses that defy physics
✔️ A heartwarming + hilarious tribute to always being ready


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Need a safety pin? Ginger chew? A pen from a bank we haven’t visited in years? Hold on, I got it."
– Purse Professional, Everyday Situations Division


✅ Great For:

  • Mother’s Day
  • Appreciation gifts for teachers, coworkers, grandmas, or supermoms
  • Birthday laughs
  • Anyone whose bag has saved the day

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%


🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Fully customized with their name
  • Printed just for them and shipped to their headquarters (a.k.a. their bag)
  • Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, and probably a tissue from their purse

👜 Disclaimer: This certificate does not reduce bag weight or improve zipper navigation. But it does officially recognize the epic skill of carrying everyone’s stuff forever.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.