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Prank Certificates

Lunch Break Time Management Guru

Lunch Break Time Management Guru

$19.99
$19.99
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🥪 Lunch Break Time Management Guru

Not all heroes wear capes — some wear headphones and disappear at precisely 12:01.

🎓 Introducing the Lunch Break Time Management Guru Certificate, conferred by the highly reputable (and completely fictional) Bitesville Institute of Strategic Snacking. This award honors the legendary ability to maximize lunch, escape meetings, and somehow always return exactly when the chaos settles.

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Custom-printed with your coworker or friend’s name
✔️ Hilarious tribute for the king/queen of "brb, grabbing lunch"
✔️ Great for office desks, remote workspaces, or fridge shrines
✔️ A perfectly petty and personalized surprise

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Time flies when you’re not in a Zoom call."
– Guru of the Midday Vanish

✅ Great For:

  • Coworkers who stretch 30 minutes like it’s yoga
  • WFH warriors with well-timed “stepping away” statuses
  • Office prank gifts
  • Birthday laughs, Secret Santa, or Appreciation Week

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%

🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Personalized with their name
  • Printed on demand and delivered fresh
  • Guaranteed to get a laugh and a suspicious look from the boss

🥪 Disclaimer: This certificate cannot guarantee full lunch breaks, microwave availability, or fewer “ping when you’re back?” messages.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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Let customers speak for us

from 10 reviews

Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
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Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.

Mike Robinson
Certified Class Skipper
Certified Class Skipper

These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now I’m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.

Jennifer A.
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The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.

Emily
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My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.

Emily
Certified Procrastinator
Certified Procrastinator

I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ‘this next coin will moon.’ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.

Jimmy
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LOVE the certificate. Awesome Gift :)

Jimmy
Certified Meme Coin Investor
Certified Meme Coin Investor

The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night

Justin Tobias
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)
Senior Expert in Midnight Furniture Athletics (For Pets)

My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks

Justin Tobias
Director of Lost Sock Identification
Director of Lost Sock Identification
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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.