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Licensed Lap Invader (For Pets)

Licensed Lap Invader (For Pets)

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🐶 Licensed Lap Invader

Some dogs fetch. Others conquer laps.

🎓 Introducing the Licensed Lap Invader Certificate — officially issued by the National Institute of Personal Space Infringement. This diploma celebrates the furball that believes your lap was made for them, 24/7, no exceptions.

🐕 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
✔️ Personalized with your dog’s name
✔️ A perfect mix of adorable and hilarious
✔️ Great decor for pet-friendly homes
✔️ Guaranteed giggles from anyone who's ever lost circulation to cuddles

💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

“If you sit, I must sit on you.”
– Licensed Lap Invader, probably right now

✅ Great For:

  • Dog moms and dads
  • Pet-loving friends and family
  • Puppy showers or adoption day gifts
  • Those who live under 10 pounds of snoring fluff

📐 Product Specs:
Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (resists fur smudges)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%

🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Includes pet name personalization
  • Professionally printed and shipped
  • Ideal for framing in any dog-approved zone

🐾 Disclaimer: May increase dog entitlement. Certificate not chew-proof.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.