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Executive of Coffee-Based Survival

Executive of Coffee-Based Survival

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☕ Executive of Coffee-Based Survival


📄 Product Description:

She runs on caffeine, sheer willpower, and the belief that reheated coffee still counts. Whether it’s morning mayhem, endless meetings, or a 3 p.m. crash — she’s got her mug, her stare, and her sarcasm locked in.

🎓 Presenting the Executive of Coffee-Based Survival Certificate, awarded by the Brewston College of Caffeine & Chaos, in recognition of highly advanced beverage-based coping skills and professional-level commitment to keeping it together one cup at a time.


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with her name (because she earned this title)
✔️ Perfect for coworkers, friends, tired moms, or that one magical person who drinks iced coffee in winter
✔️ Looks great in offices, kitchens, or next to the emergency Nespresso stash
✔️ Funny, flattering, and just painfully accurate


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Don’t talk to me until this is empty."
– Executive of Coffee-Based Survival, daily


✅ Great For:

  • Office Secret Santa
  • Birthday Gag Gifts
  • Mother’s Day or Galentine’s
  • Coworkers who look tired... and are
  • People who call coffee a personality trait (because it is)

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (will not survive a coffee spill)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (like a light roast at 6am)


🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Name personalization included
  • Printed on demand and shipped hot
  • Guaranteed to get laughs and an “omg, that’s SO me” reaction

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not replace caffeine dependency, office eye rolls, or the need for a third cup by 10:17am.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.