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Executive Director of Loud Sleeping

Executive Director of Loud Sleeping

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💤 Executive Director of Loud Sleeping 


📄 Product Description:

He wasn’t watching that show. He wasn’t tired.
Then he passed out mid-sentence with the remote still in hand — and started snoring like a small leaf blower.

🎓 Introducing the Executive Director of Loud Sleeping Certificate, proudly awarded by the Snorwick Institute of Couch-Based Rest, in honor of unmatched snoring volume, blanket hogging, and the mysterious ability to fall asleep during movies he swore he was enjoying.


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with your favorite napper’s name
✔️ A hilariously accurate tribute to legendary couch-sleeping sessions
✔️ Perfect for living rooms, man caves, or anywhere his “power naps” happen
✔️ A gift that says “we hear you” — literally


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"I'm just resting my eyes."
– Certified Loud Sleeper, 4 seconds before full hibernation


✅ Great For:

  • Father’s Day
  • Birthday Gag Gifts
  • Husbands, uncles, brothers, or coworkers
  • Anyone who snores louder than the TV

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (nap-approved)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (unlike his eyes after 9:15 PM)


🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Custom name personalization included
  • Printed on demand and shipped with cozy vibes
  • Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe guilt-trip someone into letting you finish the movie)

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not reduce snoring volume, prevent remote control naps, or stop the recipient from denying they were asleep.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.