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Director of Extended Bathroom Research

Director of Extended Bathroom Research

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🚽 Director of Extended Bathroom Research


📄 Product Description:

You thought he was handling business.
But in reality? He’s been scrolling memes, reading articles, watching reels, and possibly solving world problems... from the comfort of the porcelain throne.

🎓 Presenting the Director of Extended Bathroom Research Certificate, awarded by the prestigious Tiledale Institute of Lavatory Innovation. This honor recognizes outstanding dedication to long bathroom sessions, uninterrupted scrolling, and expertly timed “I’ll be out in a minute” statements.


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with your favorite "researcher’s" name
✔️ Uncomfortably accurate (and proudly displayed)
✔️ A hilarious addition to any bathroom, office, or man cave
✔️ Honors the most sacred of personal spaces: the locked bathroom


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Science happens when no one’s knocking."
– Director of Extended Bathroom Research, probably on Hour 2


✅ Great For:

  • Father’s Day
  • Birthday Gag Gifts
  • Husbands, brothers, roommates, or co-workers
  • Anyone who mysteriously disappears after grabbing their phone

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (TP-friendly, not waterproof)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (like the bathroom light at 2 a.m.)


🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Name personalization included
  • Printed on demand & shipped discreetly
  • Guaranteed to provoke laughs, denial, and possibly... more “research”

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not shorten bathroom sessions, block Wi-Fi in tile zones, or prevent suspicious use of air freshener. It does, however, explain a lot.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.