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Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption

Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption

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🍜 Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption

Every great scholar has a specialty. There's just happens to be 3am noodles in a borrowed microwave.

🎓 Introducing the Dean of Midnight Ramen Consumption Certificate, proudly issued by the Brothmore Institute of Noodle Sciences. This prestigious (and highly unofficial) honor recognizes elite-level snack stamina, unmatched seasoning packet skills, and complete mastery of the "college dinner-for-one" lifestyle.


💡 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with their name for undeniable noodle nobility
✔️ Hilarious dorm gift, graduation surprise, or finals-season pick-me-up
✔️ Guaranteed to make your favorite student laugh (and probably crave ramen)
✔️ Honors the unsung culinary hero of late-night study sessions


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Boiled, drained, and seasoned — just like my GPA."
– Student Chef, circa Finals Week


✅ Great For:

  • College students (especially ramen-fueled ones)
  • Dorm prank gifts
  • White elephant parties or care packages
  • Sorority/frat roasts or graduation gags
  • Anyone who’s eaten dinner from a cup in the last 48 hours

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%


🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Personalization included (name printed on the certificate)
  • Professionally printed and shipped to your door
  • Designed to spark joy, laughter, and sodium cravings

🍜 Disclaimer: This certificate provides no actual nutritional content, study skills, or tuition discounts.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.