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Chief Executive of Dinner Decisions

Chief Executive of Dinner Decisions

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🍽️ Chief Executive of Dinner Decisions


📄 They don’t ask what anyone wants for dinner — because no one ever agrees.
She just decides. Swiftly. Bravely. Repeatedly.
Even when she hears, "Ugh, again?"

🎓 Introducing the Chief Executive of Dinner Decisions Certificate, proudly awarded by the Board of Edible Executive Planning (B.E.E.P.), in recognition of decisive meal leadership, unmatched fridge intuition, and unwavering commitment to answering the most-asked question in human history: “What’s for dinner?”


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with her name
✔️ Hilarious + way too real = instant laugh
✔️ A unique tribute to an unappreciated daily struggle
✔️ Looks great in the kitchen, dining room, or pantry war zone


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"We have food at home."
— CEO of Dinner, Every Night


✅ Great For:

  • Mother’s Day
  • Birthday Gag Gifts
  • Kitchen Queens and Meal Planners
  • Anyone who has ever made a grocery list on a napkin in the car

📐 Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (sturdy enough for marinara splashes)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104% (like the overhead fridge light at midnight)


🙌 All About the Experience:

  1. Custom name personalization included
  2. Printed on demand and shipped to your door
  3. Guaranteed to spark laughter, eye-rolls, and immediate snack requests

🚨 Disclaimer: This certificate does not prevent dinnertime debates, magically provide new ideas, or stop family members from suggesting takeout anyway.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.