Prank Certificates
Chair of Unread Student Emails
Chair of Unread Student Emails
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📬 Chair of Unread Student Emails
Inbox? What inbox?
🎓 Introducing the Chair of Unread Student Emails certificate, prestigiously issued by the one-and-only Inboxford School of Communications Delay. This noble (and totally made-up) diploma honors those who’ve mastered the elite academic art of ghosting panicked student emails, dodging deadline reminders, and treating inboxes like a graveyard of good intentions.
💡 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
✔️ Personalized with their name for well-deserved academic apathy
✔️ Hilariously relatable for professors, TAs, or department admins
✔️ Great for end-of-semester gifts, roast nights, or faculty parties
✔️ Looks amazing next to real degrees… that they also ignored emails about
💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:
"Your message is very important to us. Please allow 4–6 fiscal semesters for a reply."
– Auto-Reply Enthusiast
✅ Great For:
- Professors who “never saw the email”
- TAs with 3,000 unread messages
- Graduation or staff room gifts
- Academic roasts & inside jokes
- Email senders still holding out hope
📐 Product Specs:
- Size: 8" x 10"
- Paper: Premium enhanced matte (resistant to unread notifications)
- Origin: Delayed and delivered with love 🇯🇵
- Thickness: 10.3 mil
- Weight: 189 g/m²
- Brightness: 104%
🙌 All About the Experience:
- Custom name printed on your certificate
- Professionally printed and shipped to your door
- Created to deliver joy, laughter, and mild passive-aggression
📪 Disclaimer: This certificate will not improve email response times, increase student satisfaction, or guarantee a reply to your follow-up.
🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.
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Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsHonestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
Honestly didn’t expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now I’m hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.
The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.
My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.
I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying ‘this next coin will moon.’ He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.
The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night
My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks
🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions
How fast will my certificate arrive?
Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉
Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?
Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅
Do the certificates come framed?
No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).
Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨
What if I want to return it?
Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.
That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂
But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.