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Chair of Unread Student Emails

Chair of Unread Student Emails

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📬 Chair of Unread Student Emails

Inbox? What inbox?

🎓 Introducing the Chair of Unread Student Emails certificate, prestigiously issued by the one-and-only Inboxford School of Communications Delay. This noble (and totally made-up) diploma honors those who’ve mastered the elite academic art of ghosting panicked student emails, dodging deadline reminders, and treating inboxes like a graveyard of good intentions.


💡 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

✔️ Personalized with their name for well-deserved academic apathy
✔️ Hilariously relatable for professors, TAs, or department admins
✔️ Great for end-of-semester gifts, roast nights, or faculty parties
✔️ Looks amazing next to real degrees… that they also ignored emails about


💬 Just a Taste of the Glory:

"Your message is very important to us. Please allow 4–6 fiscal semesters for a reply."
– Auto-Reply Enthusiast


Great For:

  • Professors who “never saw the email”
  • TAs with 3,000 unread messages
  • Graduation or staff room gifts
  • Academic roasts & inside jokes
  • Email senders still holding out hope

📐 Product Specs:

  • Size: 8" x 10"
  • Paper: Premium enhanced matte (resistant to unread notifications)
  • Origin: Delayed and delivered with love 🇯🇵
  • Thickness: 10.3 mil
  • Weight: 189 g/m²
  • Brightness: 104%

🙌 All About the Experience:

  • Custom name printed on your certificate
  • Professionally printed and shipped to your door
  • Created to deliver joy, laughter, and mild passive-aggression

📪 Disclaimer: This certificate will not improve email response times, increase student satisfaction, or guarantee a reply to your follow-up.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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🤔 Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! 🖨️
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this “official.” 😉

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. 🏅

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! 😂

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.