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Certified Tab Hoarder

Certified Tab Hoarder

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🧠 Certified Tab Hoarder 

They said it couldn’t be done. They opened another tab anyway.

šŸŽ“ Introducing the Certified Tab Hoarder Certificate, awarded by the Byteville Institute of Multitasking Excellence — a diploma-worthy honor for the Chrome warrior who has 47 tabs open and still can’t find the one playing music.


🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:

āœ”ļø Personalized with their name for full browser shame
āœ”ļø Hilariously relatable for techies, students, and office overachievers
āœ”ļø Looks amazing framed next to their frozen screen
āœ”ļø A light roast for the tab-happy multitasker in your life


šŸ’¬ Just a Taste of the Glory:

"I’ll get to it later... once I find it."
– Certified Tab Hoarder, every day


āœ… Great For:

  • Coworkers with tab addiction
  • Tech professionals and digital creatives
  • Remote workers and students
  • Nerdy birthdays, Secret Santa, or office white elephant gifts

šŸ“ Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (resistant to digital overwhelm)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%


šŸ™Œ All About the Experience:

  • Custom name personalization included
  • Printed and shipped with pixel-perfect precision
  • Sure to get a laugh, a gasp, or a nervous browser refresh

🧠 Disclaimer: This certificate does not free up RAM, close background tabs, or help you remember why you opened them in the first place.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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šŸ¤” Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! šŸ–Øļø
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this ā€œofficial.ā€ šŸ˜‰

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. šŸ…

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! šŸ˜‚

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.