Prank Certificates
Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations
Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations
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š Vice President of Car Seat NegotiationsĀ
The tantrums. The twisting. The snacks thrown in protest.
š Introducing the Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations Certificate, officially unofficially awarded by the Institute of Parental Restraint Engineering. A hilarious tribute to those who bravely wrestle toddlers into car seats like Olympic-level diplomats.
š§ Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
āļø Personalized with their name for carpooling glory
āļø Hilarious for parents, babysitters, and car seat warriors
āļø Looks amazing framed next to a pile of crushed goldfish
āļø A badge of honor for anyone whoās survived āthe buckle fightā
š¬ Just a Taste of the Glory:
"Sheās arched her back. We're going Code Red."
ā Every parent, every parking lot
ā Great For:
- Moms, dads, and caretakers
- Baby shower or parenting humor gifts
- Funny nursery or minivan decor
- Those who know the wrath of toddler resistance
š Product Specs:
Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%
š All About the Experience:
- Personalized with the name of your favorite seat-buckling hero
- Professionally printed and shipped
- Made to spark laughs and survival-mode pride
ā ļø Disclaimer: Certificate will not reduce flailing, prevent meltdowns, or make the straps āfeel better.ā
š§¾ This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.
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Let customers speak for us
from 10 reviewsHonestly didnāt expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
Honestly didnāt expect this level of print quality for a gag gift. The paper feels premium, colors pop, and it arrived super quick. Perfect gift for literally anyone with a sense of humor.
These certificates are the perfect mix of classy and funny. Got one for my dad, one for my coworker, and now Iām hooked. Shipping was fast, packaging was nice, great overall experience.
The seal, the font, the design, all look real. My friend thought it was a real award until he read the title. Gave us the biggest laugh of the night.
My friend has a pile of half-read books and half started projects. This certificate was made for him. Great print quality, looks like a real degree.
I gifted it to my friend who keeps saying āthis next coin will moon.ā He nearly cried laughing. Worth every satoshi.
The cats dont really care about the piece of paper, but as their humans we found it extremely funny and fitting. The two cats are great at making loud crashes and galloping thuds throughout the home at night
My mother-in-law absolutely LOVES her prank certificate! She even framed it and put it on display in the hallway. She's been helping with our laundry since our dryer broke and over time she's amassed quite a collection of single kids socks. She's always on the lookout for matches when she picks up the next load. This certificate was the perfect way to say thank you and share a laugh about all the missing socks
š¤ Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions
How fast will my certificate arrive?
Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! šØļø
It usually takes 5ā7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this āofficial.ā š
Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?
Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. š
Do the certificates come framed?
No frame included, youāll receive the 8ā³Ć10ā³ printed certificate (a standard size thatās super easy to frame).
Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. āØ
What if I want to return it?
Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we donāt accept returns.
That said, almost everyone loves their order, itās rare anyone isnāt cracking up! š
But if something doesnāt look right or youāre not happy for any reason, send us a message.