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Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations

Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations

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šŸš— Vice President of Car Seat NegotiationsĀ 

The tantrums. The twisting. The snacks thrown in protest.

šŸŽ“ Introducing the Vice President of Car Seat Negotiations Certificate, officially unofficially awarded by the Institute of Parental Restraint Engineering. A hilarious tribute to those who bravely wrestle toddlers into car seats like Olympic-level diplomats.

🧠 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
āœ”ļø Personalized with their name for carpooling glory
āœ”ļø Hilarious for parents, babysitters, and car seat warriors
āœ”ļø Looks amazing framed next to a pile of crushed goldfish
āœ”ļø A badge of honor for anyone who’s survived ā€œthe buckle fightā€

šŸ’¬ Just a Taste of the Glory:
"She’s arched her back. We're going Code Red."
– Every parent, every parking lot

āœ… Great For:

  • Moms, dads, and caretakers
  • Baby shower or parenting humor gifts
  • Funny nursery or minivan decor
  • Those who know the wrath of toddler resistance

šŸ“ Product Specs:

Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%

šŸ™Œ All About the Experience:

  • Personalized with the name of your favorite seat-buckling hero
  • Professionally printed and shipped
  • Made to spark laughs and survival-mode pride

āš ļø Disclaimer: Certificate will not reduce flailing, prevent meltdowns, or make the straps ā€œfeel better.ā€

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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šŸ¤” Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! šŸ–Øļø
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this ā€œofficial.ā€ šŸ˜‰

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. šŸ…

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! šŸ˜‚

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.