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Chief Officer of Squirrel Surveillance (For Pets)

Chief Officer of Squirrel Surveillance (For Pets)

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🦓 Chief Officer of Squirrel Surveillance 

For the brave pup who has barked at every squirrel since 2018.

šŸŽ“ Introducing the Chief Officer of Squirrel Surveillance Certificate, issued by the Canine Intelligence Bureau of Backyardan State. A tail-wagging tribute to the four-legged friend who guards the perimeter with wild devotion (and zero chill).

🐶 Why This Makes the Perfect Gift:
āœ”ļø Custom printed with your dog’s name
āœ”ļø Hilarious wall art for dog parents and fur families
āœ”ļø Looks paws-itively epic above the treat jar
āœ”ļø Great for birthdays, adoptions, or just-because zoomie parties

šŸ’¬ Just a Taste of the Glory:

"If it climbs trees and mocks me from above, it shall be barked at."
– Squirrel Surveillance Officer, every dog ever

āœ… Great For:

  • Dog moms and dads
  • Pet lovers and backyard warriors
  • Funny gifts for dog owners
  • Animal shelter thank-you gifts
  • New dog adoptions and puppy showers

šŸ“ Product Specs:
Size: 8" x 10"
Paper: Premium enhanced matte (scratch-resistant)
Thickness: 10.3 mil
Weight: 189 g/m²
Brightness: 104%

šŸ™Œ All About the Experience:

  • Custom pet name included
  • Printed and shipped with tail-wagging care
  • Guaranteed to bring smiles, snorts, and tail thumps

🐾 Disclaimer: Does not reduce barking frequency. May intensify squirrel obsession.

🧾 This is a custom product, lovingly made just for you. All sales are final.

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šŸ¤” Frequently Asked (and Occasionally Silly) Questions

How fast will my certificate arrive?

Each masterpiece is printed fresh to order, no pre-printed pranks lying around here! šŸ–Øļø
It usually takes 5–7 days to create and ship your certificate straight from the USA. Totally worth the wait for something this ā€œofficial.ā€ šŸ˜‰

Is the stamp or seal actually embossed?

Not quite, but the print and paper quality are museum-level.
We use thick, premium paper and high-resolution printing that looks so real, people might actually believe you graduated. šŸ…

Do the certificates come framed?

No frame included, you’ll receive the 8″×10″ printed certificate (a standard size that’s super easy to frame).

Pro tip: pop it into a gold frame and it instantly looks Ivy-League fancy. ✨

What if I want to return it?

Since every certificate is custom-printed just for you, we don’t accept returns.

That said, almost everyone loves their order, it’s rare anyone isn’t cracking up! šŸ˜‚

But if something doesn’t look right or you’re not happy for any reason, send us a message.